Bloatware as a Prophesied Procrastination Tool

Because who needs productivity when you have unnecessary software?

Prophet of Bloat

Meet our esteemed Prophet of Bloat, who has dedicated their life to the art of creating unnecessary software features.

Some say it's the best way to avoid actual productivity, while others claim it's a legitimate career path. We say, "Why choose?"

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